I was chit-chatting with a lady in a gas station on my way to LA and was generally enquiring about the city. While I was leaving, she said "Nothing don't close in LA".
I also happened to come across a comment while reading an article about an Indian guy who has come up with a scheme for storing 450 GB of data on a sheet of paper.
"He can store so much information, because he leaves out all the important words and grammatical conventions of standard english, like so many other Indians."
Here is the link to the article - http://itsoup.blogspot.com/2006/11/scam-of-indian-student-developing.html